MASH'D San Antonio – The Original Culinary Bastards

Snacks

• Wicked Wings

  flavors: hot, bulgogi, tx hot honey, tx bbq

  • 6 Pcs10,00 USD
  • 12 Pcs15,00 USD

• Spinach & Corn Dip***13,79 USD

  creamed spinach / sweet corn / garlic / cheddar / parmesan / tortilla chips

• Avocado White Bean Hummus***11,29 USD

  cannellini beans / pumpkin seeds / garlic / lemon / feta / bread

• Hail Cheesus Queso

  blanco & cheddar cheese / garlic / ranchero salsa / ground beef / pickled pepper relish / tortilla chips

  • S7,79 USD
  • L11,49 USD

• Fried Pepperoni10,79 USD

  pepperoni / port salut / buttermilk batter / side tx hot honey

• Flower Power11,79 USD

  whole head cauliflower roasted & flash fried / tx hot honey / lemon aioli

Salads

add protein: grilled chicken +$4.50 (Gluten Free), grilled shrimp +$5.50 (Gluten Free), verlasso salmon* +$9 (Gluten Free), akaushi steak* +$6.50 (Gluten Free)

• The Swole Bowl***14,79 USD

  turmeric quinoa / kale / beets / avocado / roasted cauliflower / walnuts / sweet potato / grapes / carrots / greek yogurt lemon dressing

• The Caesar*6,79 USD

  romaine / parmesan / garlic croutons / caesar dressing

• The Californian***9,79 USD

  avocados / corn / tomatoes / green onions / cilantro / arugula / feta / sea salt / pineapple / bacon / lemongrass vinaigrette

• The Rustic13,79 USD

  chopped romaine / chopped bibb / feta / bacon / avocado / boiled eggs / cucumbers / tomatoes / onions / creamy italian

The $50,000 Pizzas

house-made pizza dough central milling organic artisan flour

• The OG

  wisconsin brick cheese / dinapoli tomatoes / pepperoni

  • 6" Cylinder13,79 USD
  • 10" Cylinder18,79 USD

• Avocado "Toast"

  wisconsin brick cheese / avocado / jalapeños / cilantro / pumpkin seeds / garlic

  • 6" Cylinder14,99 USD
  • 10" Cylinder19,79 USD

• The Meat Market

  bacon / salami / sausage / pepperoni / garlic oil / brick cheese / cheddar / sriracha ranch

  • 6" Cylinder14,29 USD
  • 10" Cylinder19,49 USD

Tacos

• Honey Blaze Tacos13,99 USD

  fried chicken / coleslaw / tx hot honey / flour tortillas

• Mahi Tacos14,79 USD

  avocado chimichurri / tomatoes / lemon aioli / pickled carrots / lemon rice / coleslaw

• Bulgogi Tacos14,99 USD

  akaushi steak / bibb lettuce / carrots / cilantro / lemon rice

• Shake N' Bacon Chicken Tacos13,79 USD

  roasted chicken / fruit pico / cilantro / avocado / bacon / lemon rice

• Wtf Tacos13,49 USD

  blackened chicken / house queso / onions / spicy sour cream / tortilla strips

Sides

$3.50

• Mash'd Tators***

• French Fries***

• Lemon Rice***

• Roasted Cauliflower***

• Coleslaw***

Burgers & Sandwiches

choice of fries / side caesar salad; sub: impossible patty +$2.50, sub: gluten free bun +$2, add bacon +$2.50

• The Rebel* **14,79 USD

  tx kobe beef burger / american cheese / 1000 island / onions / bacon / sunny-side-up egg / split-top bun

• The Outlaw**13,49 USD

  tx kobe beef burger / cheddar / tomato / pickles / lettuce / garlic aioli / split-top bun

• The Reject**12,79 USD

  turkey burger / port salut / avocado / lettuce / pickles / tomato / lemon aioli / whole wheat bun

• The Bird**12,99 USD

  crispy chicken / avocado ranch / lettuce / pickles / bbq (buffalo, wicked hot, sriracha butter)

• Baby Got Back**14,79 USD

  baby back ribs, off the bone / house slaw / moonshine bbq sauce / pickled peppers / split-top bun

• The Other Chick12,79 USD

  brined and fried crispy chicken / house-made tx hot honey mustard / cheddar

Mains

• MA... the Meatloaf16,49 USD

  tx kobe beef / sweet corn / cheddar / garlic / house ketchup / mash' d tators

• Ocb Chicken & Biscuits16,99 USD

  hand-battered & house-brined crispy chicken / cheddar biscuits / tx hot honey mustard cream or CNG

• Chimichurri Salmon*22,99 USD

  verlasso salmon filet / bed of rice / feta / pumpkin seeds / side cucumber & red onion salad

• Bootleg Ribs20,79 USD

  moonshine bbq / house slaw / mash'd tators

• The Chicken Crunch Salad15,79 USD

  fried chicken / fuji apples / bacon / honey walnuts / corn / bleu crumbles / chopped romaine / bleu cheese

Desserts

• It's Your Birthday9,49 USD

  vanilla cake / white chocolate chips / birthday cake ice cream / macadamia nuts / sprinkles / butterscotch

• Killa Pie7,99 USD

  butterscotch hazelnut cream with really good crust

Featured Drinks

• Moscow Virgin6,00 USD

  muddled blueberries / black-berries / ginger beer / lime juice / simple / mint

• Watermelon Cooler6,00 USD

  fresh watermelon / lime juice / simple / sparkling water

Cocktails

• Past Curfew12,00 USD

  coffee-infused rye / chocolate bitters / vanilla cold brew / marshmallow-shine whip

• The Sourpuss12,00 USD

  tito's handmade vodka / strawberry / lemon sour / balsamic

• Tropic Thunder11,00 USD

  socorro silver tequila / chambord / grilled pineapple / fresh lemon juice

• Pure Fire13,00 USD

  don julio silver / jalapeno agave / lime

• Good Medicine11,00 USD

  exotico tequila / watermelon / lime

• Text Your Ex Sangria8,00 USD

  rosé / vodka / fresh fruits / pineapple lavender green tea

• Devils Limo10,00 USD

  frozen / ole smokey moonshine / tequila / trapdoor sangria / blackberry moonshine / lemon / agave

• Red Light Mule11,00 USD

  orange-infused new amsterdam vodka / lime / reed's ginger beer

• Manhattan Misfit14,00 USD

  wild turkey longbranch / carpono antica sweet vermouth / blood orange bitters / luxardo cherry

• Good Ol' Fashioned14,00 USD

  knob creek, barrel aged in-house / blood orange & hella bitters

• Smoke & a Pancake11,00 USD

  amaras cupreata mezcal / pineapple / lime / peach bitters

• Ranch Water11,00 USD

  socorro tequila / fresh lime juice / topo chico

• There Will Be Blood11,00 USD

  raspberry lime tequila / agave / blood orange / grand marnier

• Cougar Bait11,00 USD

  silver rum / cucumber / mint / lime / blackberry mint H2O

• Knockout Punch12,00 USD

  blackberry & blueberry ole smokey moonshine / lemon sour / white cranberry / strawberries

• Tiger Milk11,00 USD

  vanilla bean & cinnamon moonshine / pineapple / lemon sour / crushed ice

Wine

• Ruffino Rose Prosecco

  • 187ml7,00 USD

• Mionetto Prosecco

  • 187ml7,00 USD

• Kung Fu Girl Riesling11,00 USD

• J Pinot Gris9,00 USD

• Oyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc9,00 USD

• Davis Bynum Chardonnay13,00 USD

• Rombauer Chardonnay12,00 USD

• Ely Chardonnay9,00 USD

• Whispering Angel Rose13,00 USD

• Eos Pinot Noir9,00 USD

• Avalon Cabernet9,00 USD

• 14 Hands "Run Wild" Red Blend8,00 USD

Beer

Ask your server for Local Craft beer selections

• Bud Light5,00 USD

• Coors Light5,00 USD

• Miller Lite5,00 USD

• Michelob Ultra5,00 USD

• Modelo6,00 USD